My husband helped me write this fun bio!!!!
Hello, Denver! My name is Angus & I'm a Shar Pei mix who has decided to throw my collar into the ring as the 11th candidate for mayor in this great city of ours! Why might I make a good leader? Well, I've been around these parts for my entire 6-year life & believe I have an insider's view on many "hot topics". You see, I was initially adopted from MaxFund as a puppy (I've grown to 55-lbs since then) but was relinquished to another Denver-area shelter earlier this year. Fortunately, they were able to trace me back to MaxFund where I have launched my campaign for mayor! Here is my stance on pertinent issues facing our city...
Education: I was fortunate to have received a great education in my youth. I follow most commands and have learned to obey the rules. While I support the education of my young human counterparts, I probably would do best not living with them during their younger years. I like to stick with adult issues as part of my platform.
Parks and Recreation: I am PRO WALKS through and through! Playing in the yard & walking the neighborhood on a leash are some of my favorite things to do---especially when I get to meet voters! In fact, I'm so enthusiastic to meet voters that I have jumped 4 ft. fences to get into the community. Therefore, a 6 ft. fence is a must!
Community Relations: I love other dogs, but have little experience with cats & other animals. I would probably do best being elected to a "dogs only" political district, although I'm open to meeting felines if they're part of your family.
Environment: I love my environment & have a solid track record of respecting my family's indoor environment (in other words, I always make sure to relieve myself outside)!
I will be hosting a daily meet-and-greet at my temporary home at MaxFund. All potential constituents of mine are invited to come visit. Angus for Mayor 2011!
June 8, 2011 Update: I'd like to pass along my congratulations to Michael Hancock - your choice to represent Denver for the next four years. Please keep my platform in mind & I hope we can all work together to make Denver a better city for *all* its citizens!
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